I ran into Gabrielle Giffords the other day in Congress, with her stupid short hair and exaggerated “limp”. I really tried to be cordial, but I have to say, I am so sick and tired of all these liberals calling her “brave” and “admiring her spirit”. And not a kind word about the other party in this event, Jared Loughner – the Democrats call themselves uniters, but in this case they seem to have (conveniently) forgotten that there are two sides to every story?
So, as usual, it’s up to the Republicans to set the record straight. Starting as always, with me, just about the only straight shooter you’ll find in Congress. With that in mind, I’ll just say what you all are thinking: the bitch had it coming. Here’s why:
• Mostly, Giffords was known as a “moderate” in Congress. Translation: fascist cunt who wants to take your earnings, your rights, and your guns. Jesus knew this full well and sent Loughner in to show her what he thinks of her “progressive” tax code ideas.
• This whole thing could have been avoided had it not been for Gifford’s absurd views on gun control – Giffords believes in socialist ideas like waiting periods, and keeping guns out of the hands of the criminally insane. But I have long agitated for guns for all, even suggesting that children under the age of 5 should be able to buy automatic weapons out of vending machines. If my three year old were in the audience that day in Arizona, he could have taken Loughner out in seconds. I would have stopped him from doing so, of course, but that’s beside the point.
• Finally, Giffords' goody two shoes act was getting old and it was just a matter of time before someone get fed up and took her out. Honestly, have you sat through one of her speeches? I was ready to shoot myself in the head, fortunately JL spared me the trouble.
It’s not that I necessarily advocate political assassinations, they should clearly only be used as a last resort and even then, sparingly. But, if politicians were just a little bit more like me and Jesus, we wouldn’t need gun toting lunatics like Jared Loughner in the first place.
I’m just sayin’…
So, as usual, it’s up to the Republicans to set the record straight. Starting as always, with me, just about the only straight shooter you’ll find in Congress. With that in mind, I’ll just say what you all are thinking: the bitch had it coming. Here’s why:
• Mostly, Giffords was known as a “moderate” in Congress. Translation: fascist cunt who wants to take your earnings, your rights, and your guns. Jesus knew this full well and sent Loughner in to show her what he thinks of her “progressive” tax code ideas.
• This whole thing could have been avoided had it not been for Gifford’s absurd views on gun control – Giffords believes in socialist ideas like waiting periods, and keeping guns out of the hands of the criminally insane. But I have long agitated for guns for all, even suggesting that children under the age of 5 should be able to buy automatic weapons out of vending machines. If my three year old were in the audience that day in Arizona, he could have taken Loughner out in seconds. I would have stopped him from doing so, of course, but that’s beside the point.
• Finally, Giffords' goody two shoes act was getting old and it was just a matter of time before someone get fed up and took her out. Honestly, have you sat through one of her speeches? I was ready to shoot myself in the head, fortunately JL spared me the trouble.
It’s not that I necessarily advocate political assassinations, they should clearly only be used as a last resort and even then, sparingly. But, if politicians were just a little bit more like me and Jesus, we wouldn’t need gun toting lunatics like Jared Loughner in the first place.
I’m just sayin’…
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